Alfie's Diary Archive

Not a good start to the day. I woke up feeling a little unwell and blow me if I didn’t decide to be sick. My […]

It is going to be difficult driving a car that shows everything in kilometres in a country that does everything in miles. The first problem […]

My mistress has given in and is going back to the dentist this morning. Her tooth is hurting more than just a little bit, but […]

There is just enough room in the car for me, amidst the detritus of life. I am a little concerned what sort of trip this […]

You wouldn’t believe the odd things my mistress is packing for our trip tomorrow. She says that there are some things that the removals men […]

Yesterday did not start well. That isn’t strictly true, my master and I found it quite funny, it was my mistress that was less than […]

I have been spending a lot of time thinking about moving to England. I don’t want to be unreasonable but there are one or two […]

One problem my mistress wont have in moving to England is the language, at least you would like to think that anyway. Apparently, we are […]

What am I going to do? I’m Belgian, have they no respect for my nationality? I may not speak very much of the language but […]

I’m keeping out of my mistress’s way, she isn’t totally sure that her toothache has gone. To put it another way, she thinks she still […]