Alfie's Diary Archive

My Mistress is fed up. She wants to know what she is doing wrong. She has come runner up in a monthly short story competition […]

I may have forgotten to mention that my little car didn’t pass its road test. It nearly didn’t make it to the garage in the […]

I’m getting stressed just watching my Mistress this week. She really doesn’t know if she is coming or going. (I prefer the Australian expression for […]

There is so much to tell you. I thought my excitement knew no limits when my Mistress bought the website I mentioned yesterday, but it […]

You know your weekend has reached the ultimate level of excitement when your choice is either to do the washing or to go to the […]

Oh the bliss of being young and being able to choose the subjects you want to study. I was looking at James’s options brochure for […]

The safest thing to do at the moment is keep out of my Mistress’s way. She has achieved a state of panic that is not […]

How do tipping points work on the internet? You know, the point at which suddenly a site goes from a few people looking at it […]

It is exactly four weeks until we move into the new house. The countdown clock is ticking away and my Mistress is finding more and […]

My little car was supposed to go to the garage for its service and MOT in December, but my Mistress had to cancel it because […]