Alfie's Diary Archive

There are some battles you just can’t win. My Mistress wanted to buy a particular shoe rack in Ikea. When she went last time, the […]

When my Mistress said it was time for our worming tablets yesterday, I thought she was pulling an April Fools joke on us, but sadly […]

I started reading the budget, but to be honest, I got as far as the words ‘maintaining macroeconomic stability’ and lost the will to read […]

Well I haven’t has time to read what happened in the budget as I spent all yesterday helping my Mistress get the old house ready […]

I think my Mistress is stressed. She turned up at the wrong village chapel for a funeral service yesterday and then didn’t have time to […]

We are getting to like our new house and garden. There are more places to run round and cause mayhem and lots of exciting new […]

Do you think the builders will mind? I’m marked most of the remaining building materials as my territory. Shadow and I have had a good […]

Well we are in the place we now call home and we are starting to get our bearings. Shadow has met the whole adventure with […]

You have to hand it to them, it wasn’t the easiest moving day. Firstly there was the fact that the builders decided to pick the […]

My Mistress barely knew what her name was when I rang her. I think they did the sensible thing and ate at the pub last […]