Alfie's Diary Archive

The internet is a great leveller. Taking Twitter as a prime example, ordinary people like me follow major celebrities like Stephen Fry. That’s obviously not […]

Why does the ‘to do’ list always end the day longer than when it started? Our way of trying to help my Mistress get everything […]

At least we have now crawled past the midpoint of January. It really does seem to be a very long month this year. My Master […]

All quiet and no excitement. I am in charge, which is a worrying situation in it’s own right, as my Mistress had gone to Birmingham […]

The dogs of the house are leading the way. We have not been to the vet this week, which is more than can be said […]

I think she just wants some attention, which is a bit rich coming from a dog, I know, but what else can it be? No […]

You know you got up too early when you make three mistakes just typing the days date! Of course, Jamuary does sound an interesting month […]

We were looking at shocking video of the Australian floods yesterday. My Mistress has relatives in the affected areas and she has been to some […]

My Master has to go away for work this week and while I will of course miss him very much, I am not going to […]

I know when to keep my head down. For reasons she has failed to explain to me my Mistress is feeling a bit down about […]