Alfie's Diary Archive

Did my Master really think that his friend owning Tibetan Terriers was in any way going to prepare her for staying with three adult Entlebuchers […]

Given that life is relatively quiet at the moment, I will use the opportunity to continue to enlighten today’s youth on the issues that we […]

I know some of you are at the tender age of having to consider your career options. As a dog there are many things you […]

It occurs to me that many of you youngsters out there won’t know so much about the Pet Dogs’ Democratic Party and all that we […]

Depending on how you look at it, I am either a very bright or a very stupid dog! I have learnt that teenage boys are […]

Megan went with my Mistress to the station to collect my Master’s parents on Friday. She had a great time. She made some new friends […]

I’m going to be famous. I’ve had a request to use my photograph from America. I’m so excited. Thanks to Facebook, I now have dog […]

King Rat has now made his village stage debut. It’s all very well but he came home on an adrenalin high and ready to tell […]

Shadow is going for her eye tests today. I did ask if that meant she might be coming back wearing glasses but apparently they aren’t […]

Why do they have to stick my kennel cough vaccination up my nose? I know I start to quiver at the sight of the other […]