Alfie's Diary Archive

Life is so unfair. My master and mistress sat us all down and told us they are getting married. It is so exciting and we […]

I am starting to suspect that a number of people are reading my private diary. My conclusions are drawn from the number of people that […]

Well the children have arrived so my time will not be my own for a few days. It is great to see James again. I […]

Well what a difference it is visiting hedgehog without squirrel. The weasels are not nearly so nice to me when squirrel isn’t there and hedgehog […]

Well I am off to see hedgehog later today. There won’t be many more weeks I have to go and see him before he is […]

I have spent all day worrying about my planning application. What if the Forest Council say no? Where will hedgehog live then, when he comes […]

Well I paw-delivered my planning application to the Forest Council pigeon-hole in the wood. I am not sure that the pigeon appreciates having letters stuck […]

I was right to be alarmed. The vet didn’t just stamp my passport. Oh no. Not to put to fine a point on it he […]

What an afternoon it was going to see my mum and sister yesterday. I didn’t get to spend too much time with my mum, it […]

Well back to a normal week, begging for scraps when the mistress makes the master’s sandwiches, hoping to be given a Frostie under the breakfast […]