Alfie's Diary Archive

Yesterday was brilliant. We had a bar b q for my mistress’s birthday and as a treat for me she invited Elvis. Elvis the dog […]

Just as I thought the summer onslaught had finished my mistress suddenly went out last night and told Helen she had to go with her. […]

My mistress and Helen went next door for a ‘girls’ night’ last night. I want to know what happens but they said I wasn’t a […]

Most alarmingly I was grounded earlier. The alarming bit is that it was my mistress who grounded me, and after my master said my mistress […]

I am so happy to be home. I have been out and marked all my normal spots to make sure friends and enemies alike know […]

Well we are back to the arguments of who sits where for the journey home and of course how we get all the stuff in […]

Lesson for self (well more lesson for my mistress really), only leave the bathroom window open when showering when you are not on the ground […]

Whatever you say I refuse to accept it was my fault. So, I was off the lead but was it my fault that the Jack […]

I may be being a little bit stupid here. My mistress was saying that one of the houses they looked at had a ‘Jack and […]

Did I mention the journey here? I think for our transport arrangements the logic may have been a tiny bit flawed. The car with sat […]