Alfie's Diary Archive

So once again my mistress finds an excuse for staying scruffy. She says she had made her mind up to go and buy some new […]

How can the 6 th day of the month be 12 th night? I suppose it is just another reason to mark humans down as […]

Another day another destination. More importantly though I need your help. If I am to become a worldwide cult figure the first step will need […]

Scrap the new year’s resolutions, I’ve had a better idea. I am going to devote 2007 to developing the cult of Alfie Dog. Snoopy and […]

Well we are back. It’s a bit confusing as we set off again tomorrow to ‘go back’ but thus is the life of the ‘international […]

Well I was right. It was the garage for me last night. It wasn’t too bad and my mistress kept coming out to see me, […]

Well here we go again! Happy New Year. There were fireworks last night. I wasn’t allowed to watch them, supposedly they were too scary for […]

Life is just not fair. If a dog made as much noise as a small boy they would be sent back to the Dog’s Home. […]

Now I know I said I want to get my Woodland Stories published but I have recently heard a new term and it sounds exciting. […]

Even though I am now the ‘seasoned traveller’ I am very glad to be home. There really is no place quite like it. It is […]