Alfie's Diary Archive

I am horrified to report that my master is actually right. If anything goes wrong his normal approach is to want to hit it with […]

Now I know humans are not as observant as dog’s and I know they don’t sniff things out in the same way that we do […]

So many exciting things so little time. Firstly, it snowed yesterday. I know that makes travel hard. I know there are old people struggling to […]

Well I’m off home again this morning. At least I won’t be called on to help if McKenzie goes into labour. I really wouldn’t have […]

The whole you are what you eat thing can really go to extremes. There I was waiting to order my coffee when the couple in […]

Well little by little my mistress seems to have put together a set of 8 cartoon mugs. Her justification is that she needs to laugh […]

From a dog’s perspective, it is a shame that the weather has calmed down from the other day. It is pure doggy heaven to have […]

The things I do for you. There I was in the kitchen trying to come up with a decent paw print for a t shirt […]

Well I am home again and have discussed the whole absent father thing with my mistress. I am shocked, it is worse than I had […]

Just one small point of concern, what on earth do I do if McKenzie goes into labour? I’m not cut out to be a midwife. […]