Alfie's Diary Archive

After the journey we had back to Belgium the other day I will be happy if I don’t get in a car for a while. […]

It was very funny sitting on the bed on Sunday morning with a five year old telling me, in a very serious, confidential manner that […]

Well once again, the car is packed and we are ready to go. I have had another brief stay with my grandparents and surprisingly they […]

Apparently, it isn’t the done thing to pee on the parsley. It’s just a plant, what does it matter whether I pee on that one […]

It is very easy to forget some of the complications of moving to a different country. My mistress needs to have her eyes tested. I […]

I can help with decorating. Who is she trying to kid? We get to the house in Middlesbrough, where I haven’t been for a while […]

Well I am terrorising my grandparents for the morning whilst my mistress goes to see the dentist. I’m probably enough to drive my grandparents to […]

History is once again repeating itself. My bags are packed as is an emergency bar of marzipan and some boiled sweets and we are heading […]

I have found a dog collar museum. I kid you not. For that matter, I don’t mean one that tells you all about vicars and […]

I have learnt something about how they make books. It all came about as a result of trying to read one that my master had […]