Alfie's Diary Archive

I was right, she was sick, and didn’t want to be bounced on. Today is a quiet sleepy day so I’m happy as that is […]

Well I’m sitting here worrying about my mistress as she has gone into hospital for the day. She will be home tonight but it is […]

At last my mistress has understood that her work should always include dogs. She has written a poem about deafness and included a ‘hearing dog’. […]

They are as bad as each other. It was bound to go wrong. If you are going to hang a picture that needs two picture […]

My master has excelled himself. He wonders why I write about him so often but to be honest I think it speaks for itself! My […]

My master has a ‘bug zapper’. It is a slightly scary device that looks like a tennis racquet and is covered by little metal strings. […]

Whose diary is this anyway? Whose Woodland stories? It was bad enough being left out of a business lunch but now my mistress is going […]

Well life is returning to normal. The children have been and gone and although I am still at my grandparents my mistress is here too. […]

Most normal people read a book and if it isn’t any good they just put it back on the bookshelf. But then no one ever […]

Worryingly my mistress seems to be writing poetry again. Neither my master nor I are great fans of poetry and some of the ones she […]