Alfie's Diary Archive

I’m innocent! I have been blamed for the muddy marks all over the duvet cover, but I claim it wasn’t me. As I said to […]

Will I go and help my mistress look for something to wear to go to her friends’ wedding! What kind of dog does she think […]

It is probably a good job that I had such a fun start to the day on Friday, as the post brought all the birth […]

Don’t you just love a bar-b-q? There is so much food and the law of averages says that at least some of it is going […]

What an unexpected pleasure I had yesterday. Makensey and Spencer called round to my house to see me. I usually only see them at their […]

I couldn’t let my mistress have all the attention, so I have been feeling a bit off colour myself. I daren’t blame the lamb that […]

Now it has stopped being too wet, it has become too hot. I am happy that it’s dry but couldn’t we have a temperature of […]

I think she is trying to outdo me. I’ve got a blog so my mistress sets up a whole website! I don’t suppose she will […]

As my mistress wasn’t feeling too well I saw it as my duty to go and snuggle up on the bed next to her, paw […]

You wouldn’t believe how much clearing up there is to do after a murder, even a fictional murder without any blood. There’s the washing up […]