Alfie's Diary Archive

Good heavens, is this what it is like to get old? I’ve got some very odd aches from sitting in the car yesterday and I […]

I need to make the most of having a run round this morning as my first attempts at yoga will be this afternoon with all […]

Well my mistress is off to a wedding today and I am staying with my grandparents. I did suggest that as my master had been […]

I had a bit of a discussion about the meaning of ‘single bed’ last night. To be fair we have the same discussion every time […]

Well my mistress has finished her stint of rabbit sitting. Leaving aside the suggestion they would have been good on the bar b q the […]

Well the full impact of the car breaking down is now becoming apparent. Tomorrow I am supposed to be going to England in it. But […]

So much for yesterday’s bar b q. It was another case of cook it in the oven and pretend it tastes of charcoal. The only […]

It seems that flies like to breed in oranges. They seem quite partial to the bananas too, but the mushy decomposed orange with odd little […]

I was asked whether the story about the lady with lime green underwear was true. Trust me the world is a strange enough place without […]

You have got to laugh. Tomorrow we are all going out for the day, when I say we I actually mean ‘they’. My Master “Alfie […]