Alfie's Diary Archive

You wouldn’t think having satellite navigation in a car could cause so many problems. The garage said it would be better to have a different […]

Last week before they went away, my mistress had what can only be described as ‘a bit of an accident’. Not as in only part […]

I have been thinking about this whole Harry Potter thing. If you haven’t read the last book this may not make much sense to you, […]

I have been having a bit of a ‘which came first the chicken or the egg?’ sort of discussion with myself. When you read a […]

I wonder which day exactly my master and mistress are planning to ‘inflict’ some culture on the children. It was my mistress’s idea, but I’m […]

I have been wondering how my mistress is doing. I hope she is ok. I know in my heart, she would always rather have me […]

I wasn’t really banking on this. They have gone away for a week without me. I did think of writing my diary pretending that I […]

Although I told you I had to sit in the boot, I didn’t tell you the saga of what happened before that. There was a […]

You turn your back for five minutes and what happens? The moles, that’s what happens. They pretended to have gone away, so that we would […]

Here we are again, all back at home in Belgium, one big happy family. The breakables have been put away, the lovely black table has […]