Alfie's Diary Archive

We now know what the smell is round here. It turns out we are living near a landfill site. Unfortunately in a recent study it […]

What a day to go back to school. Do you think this is part of the whole April Fools Day thing and James is going […]

Now I know this is high on the human ‘Yuk scale’ because my Mistress has pointed that out, but you have to remember that I […]

I sort of like trains. It was fun going on them, but then when I got off, a very big train let off steam next […]

How exciting is today going to be? I suppose it would help you to know what I’m doing. I’m going on the North York Moors […]

Wow, did I need all this stuff when I first came to live here? A shopping trip has taken place to buy all the ‘essentials’ […]

Well diary yesterday didn’t turn out quite as expected. When I thought they’d gone without me they had only gone to take Hector home. He […]

I feel as though I’m being teased. My mistress and James have gone to visit someone and won’t take me with them. I have had […]

At last there is a film with a decent role for a dog. ‘The Game Plan’ stars a dog called Spike. His role is important […]

When I wrote my diary yesterday I hadn’t been out. I hadn’t so much as looked out of the window. I just came down in […]