Alfie's Diary Archive

I’ve heard from my Mistress and she’s missing me. She says it’s the little things like when she drops cauliflower on the floor and no […]

I have been thinking about the whole question of the movement of labour and levels of wages and it strikes me that there is another […]

I may have explained a little too well to Shadow the concept of what it means to get paid for working. She has started asking […]

It’s usually our Mistress that brings us to kennels. I like it like that because I get to say a last minute goodbye. This morning […]

Where has the summer gone? Grey skies and rain do not count as summer. This is more a premature autumn. How am I supposed to […]

Shadow is now official. Her pedigree certificate has arrived. I’m trying to work out which of us has the more pretentious name. I am Einstein […]

After deciding recently that I would like to go into space, I was most concerned to read that there are people who think the moon […]

I was talking to someone about trying to set the record for the number of different types of transport travelled in and it all got […]

Well the Fun Day was certainly that. From the accounts that we’ve had, a good time was had by all. I was interested to see […]

After all the rain, it’s sub-aqua equipment my Mistress should have been borrowing rather than balls to throw at coconuts. The day has finally arrived […]