Alfie's Diary Archive

I have made an amazing discovery. If you make a disparaging remark about a major corporation on Twitter, they start following you, or perhaps more […]

It’s great isn’t it? You order a fitted wardrobe months before you need it fitting. You are happy to give them the money. You do […]

Some things are sent to try us. In this case it simply reminds me of the indignity and injustice of having health issues. Shadow has […]

For all those clever people who are saying that the current cold spell disproves global warming, I’m sorry to have to disappoint you. In case […]

The other day, my Mistress had been in the car with her phone on her knee. Not I hasten to add because she was using […]

Shadow is on heat again. This time my Mistress was prepared and promptly put the doggy pants on her so that she could still wander […]

There is only one thing to do in this sort of weather and that is curl up on the duvet. I’m prepared to leave others […]

I hadn’t looked out of the window when I wrote yesterday’s diary. I hadn’t seen the winter wonderland that was our village. It meant a […]

Alarmingly, my Mistress has decided that the book that she has completed the first draft of and which she is about to start editing, needs […]

Every so often you see something and have to ask yourself the question “Why?” You might think I’m referring to the man in the stripy […]