Articles by Alfie

Was I ever that tiresome when I was small? Oh I’ll grant that she is incredibly cute, but what does she think she’s doing trying […]

Shadow scores highly on the cute front, but she also scores top marks as a yappy, efficient pee and poo machine. I don’t bark in […]

Well we set off last night to stay at my Master’s parents on route. I hope that Shadow appreciates that I have spent a night […]

Well tomorrow is the big day, the arrival of Shadow, my new puppy. A couple of weeks ago, one of her favourite things was sitting […]

All garden exits have now been secured, there is no means of escape of Me, Shadow or the rabbits. Not only do we have the […]

I have been wondering just how many internet blogs have been running for as long as mine. I don’t’ actually know if there is any […]

My Mistress carefully avoiding standing on the frog was in vain. She had even been going to the trouble of using a torch at night […]

There was a story last week about a car ending up half way over the edge of a cliff because that is where the sat […]

My mistress didn’t have a tooth out yesterday or a crown fitted. If she’d looked in her diary she’d have realised that was next time. […]

Talk about glutten for punishment. If being full of cold is not bad enough my Mistress has gone to the dentist to have a tooth […]