Month: March 2009

My Mistress carefully avoiding standing on the frog was in vain. She had even been going to the trouble of using a torch at night […]

There was a story last week about a car ending up half way over the edge of a cliff because that is where the sat […]

My mistress didn’t have a tooth out yesterday or a crown fitted. If she’d looked in her diary she’d have realised that was next time. […]

Talk about glutten for punishment. If being full of cold is not bad enough my Mistress has gone to the dentist to have a tooth […]

Well the wind is certainly blowing here. My Mistress says she’s never lived anywhere that catches the wind quite like here and I don’t think […]

Sunday is going to begin before any of us are ready.  Under normal circumstances when the clocks go forwards, you would allow yourself the luxury […]

My Mistress is taking literally the saying ‘feed a cold and starve a fever’. Fortunately, she has a cold and is happily feeding it. I […]

Well the good weather seems to have been blown away and replaced by some much more English weather. My biggest concern is the old saying […]

Every once in a while, alarmingly, things seem to improve. My Mistress had to go to the DVLA office the other day. Last time she […]

I spoke too soon on the holiday front. How’s this for inequality? The place they want to go to has only a limited number of […]