Alfie's Diary Archive

There are two ways of dealing with having an operation. My way was to be quietly nervous, whimper a bit when I saw the needle […]

Well today’s the day. Not one for that matter that I am looking forward to, but it is THE day anyway, the day when I […]

Now don’t get me wrong, I am really looking forward to going home today and seeing my master and mistress. I can’t wait to sniff […]

I have been thinking about what ‘normal’ is. I have concluded that it can’t possibly exist. As dogs go I think I’m normal anyway. It […]

Well I’m back to moping. Chloe went home yesterday and I’m back to thinking of all the places I would like to be. It was […]

Well yesterday was fantastic. Chloe and I spent the day alternating between running after each other playing tag and resting under a bush to get […]

Well I wasn’t expecting that. Chloe arrived last night, all smiles and flowing hair. I found myself absolutely tongue tied and that doesn’t happen very […]

I still don’t get this whole time changing thing. Why is it not the same time everywhere? It isn’t actually a different point in time […]

Panic over, my mistress rang me back. We are going by Channel Tunnel. I suppose that is the ‘English Channel Tunnel’! Apparently that will be […]

So now I’m worried. I was talking to one of the other dogs about the fact that I was going to England later in the […]