Alfie's Diary Archive

I have heard about an elderly lady in England who has lots of Corgi’s and sends a Christmas message to the nation on Christmas Day. […]

They have now put some presents under the tree and I am sure they can’t want me to pee on those, so I am assuming […]

Why have they brought a tree into the house? Do you think it is in response to the Pet Dogs Democratic Party’s demand for inside […]

I didn’t actually go myself, it was one of these ‘no dogs’ things, but my mistress went to a ‘Winter Concert’ and came home and […]

So yesterday was the appraisal rematch! I had got ready all the things I wasn’t happy about, just in case I didn’t like the way […]

Well all things considered, my appraisal went quite well. We ran out of time for me to appraise my mistress, so that has been deferred […]

Well I’m home and it is just as good as I thought it would be. Having said that I had got used to carpets on […]

Do you ever get the feeling you’ve been somewhere before? In my case it is mainly because we seem to be driving round in circles […]

This is one of those time when you aren’t going to believe this but it’s absolutely true! My mistress went round the garden clearing up […]

The funniest thing happened whilst we were staying with my grandparents. My granddad said to my mistress “When are you going to take all your […]