Alfie's Diary Archive

I think my mistress has got a thing about paint brushes. She seems to want to play with one again today but with different coloured […]

I think my mistress is travelling incognito. She seems to have taken to wearing a hat and sunglasses. I don’t know why she has gone […]

Well they have finished all the hospital tests on my mistress and although they have told her she has problems with her inner ear, her […]

Well I’m driving to England again tomorrow. When I say I am driving, strictly speaking what I mean is I am falling asleep in the […]

I fear if my mistress buys many more Camberwick Green figures that we will be well past the ‘buying an additional bookcase’ phase and into […]

A little premature in my opinion. My mistress has put away her winter clothes. It is now completely guaranteed to be cold and rainy for […]

Just a wee bit of a faux pas this morning. As is my usual way, I was invited up onto the bed for a nice […]

Do they not know how hurtful it can be, to come out with statements in an argument that they don’t mean? The argument wasn’t actually […]

Why is it that humans think they have the monopoly on intelligent thinking. I get tucked up in bed at night with the phrases like […]

Well Matilda’s humans have only been back a few days and she is already trying to pretend she didn’t miss them at all and that […]