Alfie's Diary Archive

The first four times were not my fault. OK so I might have been responsible for the fifth time. Having gone to bed early on […]

When they were out my master and mistress saw a very small beagle puppy. My mistress says it would be good to have another dog […]

Being a bit of a multicultural dog, I am interested in the whole concept of a Europe without frontiers. Sadly, I am starting to think […]

There is nothing like being in control and in the case of my master on Wednesday, that was nothing like being in control! He had […]

In a very confusing incident on a walk the other day, I met a black Labrador puppy about my age. We both wanted to play […]

We have had a small difference of opinion over my behaviour. My mistress says it is not acceptable and I am quite proud of myself. […]

Well we are back and at last the murder mystery is being rearranged. Now we just need to find out whether the guests are free […]

Well after another night staying with my grandparents, my bags are packed and I’m ready to go home. I do like being in my own […]

You ask a simple question and you get a whole life story. “Why did you get the shoes with the ladybirds on them?” seemed like […]

It was so good to see the children again last night and have them all wanting to give me a cuddle and take me for […]