Alfie's Diary Archive

Something goes wrong and I get the blame. I’m a ‘scape-dog’ that’s what I am. I understand my mistress gets asthma and I do my […]

I seem to have a completely uncontrollable attack of ‘bounce’. I think it has been brought on by a combination of better weather meaning I […]

Well we took granny and grandpa back to catch their train yesterday so it is all quiet again. It isn’t quiet because they made very […]

I ran out of space to say it yesterday but what is Eurovision all about? My mistress wanted to watch it on Saturday night, but […]

I demand a public inquiry. I want questions asked in Parliament. Why did my blog not post correctly on Thursday and Friday? I don’t suppose […]

I’m going on holiday, I’m going on holiday, I’m going on holiday. I really am. This isn’t a pretend holiday where I go to see […]

Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to do that! I was all excited, I love having my grandparents here. My mistress was busy working and my grandparents […]

Now I don’t know what is going on in our downstairs toilet, but the smell really isn’t normal. At first, my mistress thought it was […]

Well you know what they say about acorns, and its happening all over the forest. I can only think the weather we have had is […]

It really isn’t going to encourage my mistress to cook if my master makes fun of her efforts. So she tried making an orange sauce […]