Alfie's Diary Archive

Happily I am back at my grandparents. I am being spoilt rotten and it is great to find that the toys I left here last […]

Off we go again. After a night in the garage with my paternal grandparents, it’s off to Middlesbrough. Perhaps I should rephrase that, they weren’t […]

Off to England. It was a close run thing for me, when my master took me to the vet for a check-up, so that I […]

So what would you do if your mistress came home smelling of goat? I was a little shocked but assumed there would be a perfectly […]

I stand accused of chewing a box for a DVD. Now I ask you, members of the jury, if in 18 months I have never […]

Another day, another mole hill. To be honest it looks as though they have been trying to get my rope toys. They have come up […]

“Mark it on the calendar,” he said. “Today is the day I got up and got you breakfast in bed.” Well to be honest, it […]

What would I want with a donkey on strings? Ok so it is a small cuddly donkey and if you hold the piece of wood […]

Coming home is great until you realise that the moles didn’t go on holiday at the same time as me and seem to have taken […]

There are so many things I haven’t got round to telling you. In the end a new passport was secured for Helen and she was […]