Alfie's Diary Archive

I had a card from my mum and sister and one from my granny and grandpa yesterday. It was a lovely day. I think birthdays […]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Alfie, happy birthday to me. Can I open my presents now? Not that they […]

I’m home. Oh it was a wonderful feeling to put my paws back on Belgian soil. England is all well and good but I’m Belgian. […]

Why do humans eat ginger? Now I am off my diet I am begging for any scraps that anyone is daft enough to spare for […]

Typical teenagers. I am here because it is Helen’s birthday and is she here to see me? No. She is out with her friends and […]

There has been a bit of a gale blowing here and I’m not sure that I like it. It doesn’t help that my mistress is […]

I’ve done it. I’ve lost weight. I am now a whole kilogramme lighter than I was a couple of weeks ago. I don’t need to […]

Another trip to the dentist yesterday. I said I didn’t think I needed to go but my mistress said I wasn’t having a day ‘home […]

I have done my bit to help with the last of the gardening. I ran off with a stick from the top of the bag […]

Well after Saturday’s rather strenuous uphill walk in which I was asked to pull on my lead on the way up, a very odd experience […]