Alfie's Diary Archive

Talk about glutten for punishment. If being full of cold is not bad enough my Mistress has gone to the dentist to have a tooth […]

Well the wind is certainly blowing here. My Mistress says she’s never lived anywhere that catches the wind quite like here and I don’t think […]

Sunday is going to begin before any of us are ready.  Under normal circumstances when the clocks go forwards, you would allow yourself the luxury […]

My Mistress is taking literally the saying ‘feed a cold and starve a fever’. Fortunately, she has a cold and is happily feeding it. I […]

Well the good weather seems to have been blown away and replaced by some much more English weather. My biggest concern is the old saying […]

Every once in a while, alarmingly, things seem to improve. My Mistress had to go to the DVLA office the other day. Last time she […]

I spoke too soon on the holiday front. How’s this for inequality? The place they want to go to has only a limited number of […]

You may think I’m a little slow, but I’ve only just realised that Aristotle is going to be a real Easter bunny. Do you think […]

You’d think that the services of one courier company would be much the same as the next, but you’d be wrong. You can choose between […]

I could live with sunny weather all year round. It means I can have free run of the house and garden without getting shouted at […]