Alfie's Diary Archive

The upshot of yesterday’s meter incident is that it is possible we may have to report our old electricity meter as stolen. You can see […]

There I was thinking that my birthday was on Sunday and I wake up today and realise what day it is. It’s a bit worrying […]

We have a small disaster on our paws. Shadow is ill too. It turns out that the vaccination I had against kennel cough is a […]

I’m going to find it easy to hold a minutes silence this morning, I’ve got a sore throat and swollen glands and I’m not feeling […]

My Mistress was talking to me yesterday about it being twenty years since the Berlin Wall came down. It’s funny hearing that a city was […]

Shadow is in a strata lower than the dog-house. Until not she has only eaten books and brochures that didn’t matter, this time she has […]

I was reading a very tragic story the other day that did have its funny side. Sadly there was a man who went on the […]

You’ve got to worry when someone has found the time to go back and read 542 different days of my diary in the first four […]

I feel as though I should be saying something profound today, but frankly am finding it difficult to muster the energy. I couldn’t even raise […]

Well it’s come round again, bonfire night. This will be Shadow’s first one and they were explaining to her at her dog training class that […]