Alfie's Diary Archive

Every so often, when you are going along in blissful ignorance, reality hits home with a thud. Oh yes, my Mistress has bought all the […]

For several months the fluorescent tub in the light in the garage hasn’t worked. My Mistress has taken a torch when she’s gone into the […]

It seems that everything is about the new house at the moment. Yesterday was curtain and bulb buying. Would you believe that the light fittings […]

It may come as no great surprise to you that after the 48 hours my Mistress was promised she still hadn’t heard from BT. Taking […]

Oh they can stalk me all they like, but I wasn’t wrong. BT are to competence what Gordon Brown is to popularity. Yes, the internet […]

So the lights have been bought and we now move on to the curtain poles. This would be a more straightforward task if they hadn’t […]

Well if yesterday was telephone lines, today was light fittings. Oh, so many light fittings. B&Q do sell a brilliant range of light fittings, but […]

You wouldn’t believe how complicated it is to work out the best package for telephone, broadband and television for the new house. There are some […]

I am over a fifth of the way towards my Twitter target for the year. So far I have 23 twits following me. I know […]

They all went to the village pantomime last night, without me! I would have liked to have gone, but someone needed to stay at home […]