Alfie's Diary Archive

The day has finally arrived. While we are sitting in our kennels contemplating the world and twiddling our paws, my Master and Mistress are moving […]

My Mistress sat us down and reassured us that all our beds and toys will reappear at the other end when we come out of […]

The pub quiz entered a whole other realm last night with a taste round. My Mistress was unable to try all the foods as she […]

Well my Mistress has been overdoing it and now she doesn’t feel very well. It’s not as though she’s got a lot on this week, […]

Well I have to paw it to Shadow, she made us all laugh yesterday. When my Mistress went into the bathroom, Shadow hid under the […]

Sorting out the broadband connection was never going to be easy and it turns out that only part of the issue may rest with BT, […]

It really hasn’t been my Mistress’s week. Not only has she had to deal with BT but a golf buggy drove into the side of […]

I’m sorry BT, but you can’t blame my Mistress for voting you the most inefficient organisation in the world. She booked for you to connect […]

Schools have careers evenings and careers advice for children. Why do dog training classes not offer careers advice to dogs? I think there should be […]

We heard from our builder yesterday. He is home from hospital and needs to stay in bed for a few days to rest and recuperate. […]