Alfie's Diary Archive

My Mistress was trying to put health insurance in place ready for Megan arriving. The internet site that she was trying to get the quote […]

My grandparents have gone home and I’m missing them. Granny does such a good job of scratching behind my ear while rubbing my tummy at […]

A little while ago three Muscovy ducks were left on our village green. When I say left, I don’t mean they flew here as their […]

Well the plants haven’t needed much watering for the last week. My Mistress has been trying to decide where to plant the rest of her […]

I’ve got a bone to pick with that wretched St Swithin. Having a name you can spell with an ‘i’ or a ‘u’ is bad […]

Well the lengths some people are prepared to go to for the comfort and safety of their dogs. Not that I’m complaining you understand. It […]

It’s all right when you spend your wedding anniversary up to your elbows in algae trying to clean the garden water feature and yet that […]

I’d like to start by wishing my Master and Mistress a happy wedding anniversary. Of course, I’m still smarting from not having attended the wedding, […]

Oh the excitement we had the other day. One of James’s friends arrived saying that there was a tree down at the end of our […]

My Mistress is of a fairly happy disposition at the best of times, but you should have seen her yesterday. She was delighted to find […]