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“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Shadow, happy birthday to you.” As you can imagine, she’s taking it in her […]

There’s only one problem with my Mistress listening to talking books in the car and that is when she gets home and is so involved […]

Well you just have to laugh. Do you remember the light fittings that my Mistress had to take back? She now has to go and […]

My Mistress is thinking of asking B&Q if she could possibly have a bed there, rather than keep having to come home in between visits. […]

Every so often, when you are going along in blissful ignorance, reality hits home with a thud. Oh yes, my Mistress has bought all the […]

For several months the fluorescent tub in the light in the garage hasn’t worked. My Mistress has taken a torch when she’s gone into the […]

It seems that everything is about the new house at the moment. Yesterday was curtain and bulb buying. Would you believe that the light fittings […]

It may come as no great surprise to you that after the 48 hours my Mistress was promised she still hadn’t heard from BT. Taking […]

Oh they can stalk me all they like, but I wasn’t wrong. BT are to competence what Gordon Brown is to popularity. Yes, the internet […]

So the lights have been bought and we now move on to the curtain poles. This would be a more straightforward task if they hadn’t […]