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As I write this, I don’t actually know the election result. I think I can be safe to assume that Gordon Brown is no longer […]

I am delighted to say that the new grass has had its first cut and it still looks ok. My Mistress remembered not to scalp […]

Well election day is nearly upon you all. It now seems unlikely that I will be elected as Prime Minister on Thursday, particularly as I’m […]

My Master has bought some Silver Jubilee roses. My Mistress has bought some roses in pretty colours that will smell nice! This in itself is […]

Now the nice little man at the computer shop says the screen of my Master’s laptop has died and would need to be replaced. He […]

Well the television is now firmly attached to the wall. It has taken at least three trips to the hardware store to buy the right […]

I have asked my Mistress to reverse her rain dance. A little light shower to water the grass was fine, but I didn’t need to […]

I have never seen anyone so happy to see rain as my Mistress was yesterday. I suppose people in countries suffering droughts must be even […]

Getting a little man in to do all the odd jobs is a great idea in theory, but our little man has hurt his back […]

You get yourself all worked up in case your Mistress is about to secure a publishing contract and then it’s back to square one when […]