Articles by Alfie

I have spent all day worrying about my planning application. What if the Forest Council say no? Where will hedgehog live then, when he comes […]

Well I paw-delivered my planning application to the Forest Council pigeon-hole in the wood. I am not sure that the pigeon appreciates having letters stuck […]

I was right to be alarmed. The vet didn’t just stamp my passport. Oh no. Not to put to fine a point on it he […]

What an afternoon it was going to see my mum and sister yesterday. I didn’t get to spend too much time with my mum, it […]

Well back to a normal week, begging for scraps when the mistress makes the master’s sandwiches, hoping to be given a Frostie under the breakfast […]

Well the visit to hedgehog went quite well. The weasels were much more polite to squirrel than they had been to me previously, nothing was […]

Well it’s good to be home. It is probably fair to say that no dog or human was ever so happy to be home. I […]

Well yesterday turned out to be a little more exciting. We bumped into a distant relative of hedgehog crossing the road. My mistress, in a […]

I understand why I am a Swiss ‘mountain’ dog, a term that doesn’t make a lot of sense when you are born and bred in […]

What an odd day it was yesterday. Not only did it rain all day but I had to eat my meals at the back of […]