Articles by Alfie

Well I have been practising to be a sniffer dog. I reckon I can now sniff an acorn out from a good 50 metres. I […]

Odd sort of a day really. First I see a man with a gun walking past the gate at the end of my garden, then […]

Why don’t humans eat acorns? Just one of the thoughts I pondered on my walk earlier. There I was happily tucking into my first acorn […]

Well diary today I am 11 weeks old. Is there a party? Is there a cake with candles? Is any fuss being made? No. Perhaps […]

Well I finally did it. When my owner was busy I started an assault on the curtains. I made it to the chair without bringing […]

It has taken me all week to get the hang of climbing onto the settee and today a new one arrives. It doesn’t sag as […]

Last night I was in trouble for dereliction of duty and today I am flavour of the month. Is there no consistency in the world? To […]

It was less than minus 8 centigrade last night. Did she really think I was going to ask to be let out to go to […]

Well it’s me again. I gave myself a frightful shock last night. The great thing about being 10 weeks old is that so many things […]

Well I’m finally here, with a little help from my owner as I am only 10 weeks old and still struggling to get my paws […]