Articles by Alfie

Well my mistress has gone off shopping for bridesmaid’s dresses today. She is really quite worried as it is the only chance to go shopping […]

Well it finally stopped raining for long enough to go and see Harry and Nicole. Harry says he is finding his pile of leaves a […]

If it carries on raining like this I am seriously thinking of building an ark! It is no wonder that rabbit’s burrow flooded, I should […]

There is so much to write about today that I don’t know where to start. Youth club last night was brilliant. We had all of […]

It seems to have rained solidly for several days now which is all very well but I don’t like standing on the wet grass to […]

When I tried to call round to see Harry yesterday to ask how it was going, there was a little notice on the door saying […]

Nicole and I had a lovely picnic yesterday. We went to the far wood, the one we found Harry in when he left prison. It […]

It turns out that deciding to use my raised leg to scratch, part way through cocking it to pee, has disastrous consequences. Basically, I fell […]

Hedgehog (or should I say Harry?) has decided that calling on animals to try and repay them might be a bad idea so he has […]

Tragedy has occurred. Rubber Rabbit the Second has fallen apart. There we were playing ‘fetch’, where on command I make my mistress throw an object […]