Articles by Alfie

Hugo has issues, or at least that is what Hugo’s mistress told my mistress. Sadly I seem to be one of his issues. Hugo is […]

You would think my mistress had been to war rather than moved house. She has bruises and scratches and cuts and grazes. In fact she […]

I think the dogs round here are racist. I have never been approached like this before but now two dogs have growled at me quite […]

There are boxes everywhere. There are boxes for the tip, which is fortunately just down the road. There are boxes for car boot sales, boxes […]

I can see a theme developing here. James is taken to buy his new school uniform, I get to sit in the car to wait […]

I think all the things for moving are proving just as difficult in English as they did in Flemish. The office to register the dented […]

Well it’s all happening. No sooner had I got my paws under the table at out old house in Middlesbrough than we collected the keys […]

I demand a refund. Why is it that as the dog of the house you only ever get half of the story? I knew we […]

There’s so much to tell you that I don’t know where to start. I think perhaps I should tell you in order and eventually I’ll […]

OK dog with two tails coming through, make way dog with two tails coming through. As you may realise I am a happy dog. I […]