Articles by Alfie

I don’t know where to start. We arrived for Bella at 11.30 yesterday and she went into hiding. When she did come out, she was […]

This is the big day. I think I’m excited but I also think I’m apprehensive. Do I need to behave differently around a girl? Will […]

I know I’m only a dog, but I would have thought the point behind reusable bags for vacuum cleaners was that they were possible to […]

Are washing lines the modern day equivalent of rain dances? I suppose to be strictly accurate the line would be the equivalent of the dancers; […]

Ok steer clear. My Mistress is in a bad mood and to be honest that is never a pretty sight at the best of times. […]

We survived. My Mistress got back to find almost everything in order. Almost! I’d done everything I was supposed to. I woke everyone at the […]

I think we are surviving. I’ve checked on everyone and I don’t think anyone is going hungry yet. I just need to get them to […]

I’ve got one person less than I thought to look after. Helen’s friend saw sense and decided not to stay in a house with a […]

It’s all very well my Master coming home having bought my Mistress a bunch of roses but where’s my present? Don’t I deserve something too? […]

Living in the countryside doesn’t leave much to the imagination. Meat is no longer an abstract concept that is picked up from the supermarket shelves. […]