Articles by Alfie

I spent the journey home in the car yesterday doing a bit of thinking. Where is the whole financial crisis going to end? If it […]

Not such a quiet week this week. I’ve got to do some work. My Mistress has scheduled for me to edit my Woodland Stories this […]

Nobody tells me anything. There I was expecting a quiet weekend when I was bundled into the car and told it was my job to […]

Oh dear I had to laugh. It turns out that the Lego inauguration might be just as valid as the real thing. The new president […]

I was not impressed to face my annual jabs yesterday. I don’t mind admitting I’m a coward, I’ve never pretended to be anything else, just […]

Well to my disappointment there was no chance of meeting a woolly mammoth yesterday as I didn’t go to training. My Mistress was poorly and […]

The inauguration of the new American president has taken place, but not the real one, just the Lego version. Why would you want to inaugurate […]

My Master does not learn his lessons very quickly. Once again he left a sandwich unattended and was surprised to find the top slice of […]

It’s almost worth going on a diet so that we can try it out. Apparently, you can take a pet on the London Underground as […]

There was a piece on one of the national papers the other day that the journalist claimed had been barked to him by a dog. […]