Articles by Alfie

Never mind my lack of human rights, my civil rights have been violated. I am being made to have a bath. I have got away […]

I really ought to get back to educating some of you younger puppies in the important issues that face us as dogs. The work of […]

A happy valentine’s day to all you lovely girl dogs out there. I’ve realised from looking at our family trees, that I probably don’t need […]

I have been studying our family trees and if you don’t pay too close attention to the fact that some of my grandparents may also […]

My Mistress has hit upon a brainwave. They don’t happen often so we are all celebrating. To be fair, she is doing it for us […]

I guess this would be a good time to discuss animal health issues. There is a National Health Service, but for reasons of discrimination it […]

You will be pleased to know that my eye is healing nicely and there seems to be no permanent harm done. I may have a […]

She has finally gone too far. Megan wants to be top dog. Now, in itself I have no problem with that, however the bond I […]

I need to come back to the subject of bringing up puppies. I’ve talked about the perspective of the stud dogs, but to be fair […]

There was a grand walk yesterday and I had to stay at home. It wouldn’t have been so bad if the girls hadn’t been so […]