Articles by Alfie

It is days like yesterday when you wish you didn’t own so many clocks. “Can you go round the house and correct the time on […]

Optimistically, my Mistress has started to develop some flower gardens in the back garden. Will she never learn? She is building slightly raised garden beds […]

I had forgotten, in amongst everything else, that Megan was going to the vet yesterday for her hip scoring. It was only when she wasn’t […]

We are the curse of handymen. If you are a handyman and my Mistress rings you about a job, then hang up. Do not answer […]

My little friend Alfie Entlebucher is poorly. I feel very sorry for him as I know what it’s like. I hope he doesn’t dislike eyedrops […]

Will I write a press release? I don’t know how to write a press release. What is my Mistress thinking of? It stems from the […]

Life returned to near normality yesterday. Megan did her second trip to the butchers. I had asked her to sneak some of the cooked meat […]

Wow, what a day we had yesterday. It was lovely to meet so many Swiss Mountain dogs. There were 7 of us Entlebuchers, 2 Bernese […]

You have to worry about my Mistress. There are only two controls on the shower. Left and right changes the temperature. Back and forwards changed […]

Megan is now being used to bring home the bacon, literally. She set off wearing her backpack. It was my backpack, but I never saw […]