Month: August 2007

Another day, another mole hill. To be honest it looks as though they have been trying to get my rope toys. They have come up […]

“Mark it on the calendar,” he said. “Today is the day I got up and got you breakfast in bed.” Well to be honest, it […]

What would I want with a donkey on strings? Ok so it is a small cuddly donkey and if you hold the piece of wood […]

Coming home is great until you realise that the moles didn’t go on holiday at the same time as me and seem to have taken […]

There are so many things I haven’t got round to telling you. In the end a new passport was secured for Helen and she was […]

You wouldn’t think having satellite navigation in a car could cause so many problems. The garage said it would be better to have a different […]

Last week before they went away, my mistress had what can only be described as ‘a bit of an accident’. Not as in only part […]

I have been thinking about this whole Harry Potter thing. If you haven’t read the last book this may not make much sense to you, […]

I have been having a bit of a ‘which came first the chicken or the egg?’ sort of discussion with myself. When you read a […]

I wonder which day exactly my master and mistress are planning to ‘inflict’ some culture on the children. It was my mistress’s idea, but I’m […]