Alfie's Diary Archive

I am beginning to think that I need to start chewing books. It seems to be the only way I can think to stop my […]

The PDDP should campaign for every car to have a built in dog ramp. At least they should be compulsory on every car that involves […]

I may have been omitting to mention that I managed to slip out of my new ‘Halti’ lead. I got all very excited when I […]

Someone is getting the hang of this new-fangled lead and it is not me! I couldn’t get my head out when we met another dog […]

The moles seem to have only gone for a doze rather than a hibernate. They had a long enough nap to build up a bit […]

My mistress bought me a chew the other day to ‘keep me quiet’. It is about a meter long and I can only just carry […]

I am not keen on this new ‘Halti’ I have to wear to go for a walk. All the fun has gone out of being […]

I didn’t get taken to Gent. I have been there anyway so I didn’t really mind. Well not that much. I stayed at home contemplating […]

Do humans really think that dogs can’t spell? I write a diary for heavens sake and yet my mistress still says things like ‘We will […]

There was my mistress getting dressed this morning and I noticed the big bruise on her leg that is now fading. ‘That looks exactly the […]