Alfie's Diary Archive

Now I don’t want you to be too concerned about this, but my mistress is trying to write an introduction to a ‘murder story’ for […]

Why don’t I get to go for any business lunches? I work with my mistress every day. It is my diary we write. It is […]

Well we drove to England in my master’s car yesterday. I have of course annoyed my mistress by starting to jump in on my own […]

We spent some time out in the garden playing frisby and catching a ball. I must say my master and mistress aren’t too bad but […]

The frogs are at it again. Well they may be toads, I’m not sure from their mating call that I would know the difference. I […]

I think the pheasants should be declared the winners. If the shooting earlier in the year was at the pheasants, I can only think they […]

After finding so many places closed on Saturday we didn’t end up going out for the day yesterday. We had a lazy day. By the […]

Living in Belgium was never designed to be understandable. In England you get a bank holiday and most places are still open. In Belgium you […]

Given 5 marriage certificates and 1 birth certificate have arrived in the post I suspect my mistress is going to be more interested in working […]

Well I am not quite so innocent this time. I had had a lovely walk and all was going well, my mistress was getting ideas […]