Alfie's Diary Archive

‘Murder she wrote’ has taken on a whole new meaning. My mistress spelt the word ‘murder’ out in melon for the starter. To be honest […]

Once again, the jury is out on which of my master or mistress is the most strange. On the one paw, you have my mistress […]

Once again, the jury is out on which of my master or mistress is the most strange. On the one paw, you have my mistress […]

Well this family tree research is proving very revealing. At last we have found the explanation of why my master is so lazy. Now just […]

It’s amazing how a day can turn into a mini crisis. The bird stuck up the chimney was quite enough excitement for me but then […]

There is at least one thing that dogs do a lot more attractively than humans and that is cool down. Think about it, you may […]

I am seriously worried about the state of the world. Well over 100 people have gone back and read my diary for one day in […]

There has been a very loud ‘baaing’ noise coming from near here. There is a field of sheep not that far away but this sounded […]

My mistress was telling me about a game they all played in England when they took the children to see their grandparents recently. She had […]

Alarmingly an animal organisation in England is arranging ‘speed dating’ for single pet owners. The pet owner has to take along a picture of their […]