Alfie's Diary Archive

I have just witnessed what happens when you drop spaghetti all over the kitchen floor. It can briefly be summarised as: a lot of swearing […]

Only a few more days until my new car arrives. I say my, but I think that may be a bone of contention. I have […]

That was a close call. It’s all right to remember to pack all the things that she needs but what about me? How am I […]

It is a good job I am not a superstitious dog, as I would probably insist on staying in bed today. Actually, thinking about it […]

I have been looking at the details of the hotels I shall be staying in when I go on holiday later in the year. They […]

Once again I am the hard done by puppy. Why is it all right for my mistress to offer to look after next door’s rabbits […]

I have been watching the film Casablanca. I am very distressed that there were no roles for dogs in it. We are so far from […]

After moaning about my mistress increasing her circle of friends, what I forgot to tell you was I got a surprise visit from two of […]

I quite like some of the perks of my master being away. I do think their bed is more comfortable than mine, and when he […]

The misuse of language is a wonderful thing! My mistress has been talking to me about the conference she went on last week. She was […]