Alfie's Diary Archive

Well here I am again, back in Middlesbrough and disturbing the local dogs. The good news is I have been told if we are all […]

My travels continue once again and we are off to Middlesbrough this morning. ‘Never stay in one place long enough to get caught’, that’s my […]

The first real day of my holiday and I’m abandoned. My master is at work somewhere in Europe, (I have difficulty remembering quite where he […]

Well we are all packed up and ready to roll. It is a shame we have to go to England first, it meant I had […]

It is all very exciting I am off on a proper holiday for the first time in my life tomorrow. I suppose that isn’t strictly […]

Well from my point of view yesterday wasn’t that bad as my mistress spent the morning in bed again. I know I am supposed to […]

I am having such a great time being made a fuss of by my grandparents. I’ve asked if they can stay a bit longer, but […]

Well as always, it is great having my grandparents staying. Mind you, I am worrying about my other granddad as he has both an infection […]

Well just as it turns cold, you find the ‘centrale verwarming’ isn’t verwarming! Every time you restart the pilot light, it stays on long enough […]

I think the time has come to concede defeat and go to the hardware store. I propose we get a sign made for our house, […]