Alfie's Diary Archive

If it weren’t for all the ‘bangs’ yesterday would have been an almost perfect day. For those of you not in England, the ‘bangs’ were […]

Well I am pleased to say we are all back at ‘home’, at least the place in England that seems to be home at the […]

What a week. We now seem to have finished with strange men coming round the house. I was wondering if I should tell my master […]

Something is going wrong here. When my mistress went to the supermarket, I asked her to bring me something nice back to nibble. I’m bored […]

I’m ready for any children that come trick or treating. I was there last year to scare them back but this time I am doing […]

This diet thing is getting out of hand. I was really in the fish tank yesterday (that’s my equivalent of a human saying they are […]

I’m in trouble. I am pleading duress or possibly even temporary insanity brought on by hunger. What do they expect putting me on a diet? […]

We walked past the vet again yesterday. I know it may sound unusual but I said, “Please can we go in?” My mistress wondered what […]

I can take any amount of this adulation. I am even starting to think that moving to England won’t be so bad after all. The […]

After another day painting with James I can honestly say I am a ‘dab paw’ at DIY. I am a ‘dab’ tail, ear and back […]