Alfie's Diary Archive

Well it is the last day of being surrounded by people and having children fight over who holds my lead, for a couple of weeks […]

I have been thinking about the best approach to achieving universal suffrage for dogs. I am quite sure I would like any protests we undertake […]

On behalf of myself and the Pet Dogs’ Democratic Party, which is basically me again, I would like to wish you all a very happy […]

Helen has gone and my mistress now has a house full of boys to cope with. In some ways, it gives her more time to […]

It has been quite odd as people have gone home. My mistress has immediately not only stripped the beds and washed the sheets, but dismantled […]

There are Christmas crackers and then there are Christmas crackers! If you haven’t ever encountered a set that come with eight whistles each at a […]

Yesterday I was taken for a trip to the zoo. I think they take me at intervals so that I can appreciate how lucky I […]

I might have slightly missed the point yesterday. It was me that had to sit by Andy’s feet on the way back and I was […]

A train set. My owners have bought themselves a new train set and I’m not allowed to play. Oh they are happy enough, playing like […]

May I wish a very Happy Christmas to all my friends, wherever you are. I didn’t get to see Santa last night. There was one […]