Alfie's Diary Archive

I can tell you where we went yesterday now. We went to see Granny for Mother’s Day. She wasn’t expecting us, although I had nearly […]

Oh I am so excited. I’m going on a surprise trip today. I can’t tell you any more or it wouldn’t be a surprise. I’m […]

February managed to blow itself away, judging by the strong winds we had yesterday. If it wasn’t nailed down, it fell down, or blew over […]

I didn’t think there was supposed to be 29 days in February, then someone goes and sneaks in something called a leap year. “What’s special […]

Why have I only just heard about yesterday’s earthquake? I slept through it, as did my master and James. This was not however the case […]

Well it’s all happening round here. I chased a cat earlier. There was just one tiny problem. The cat was outside and I was inside. […]

Oh dear. No more bones for me. It wasn’t that I didn’t enjoy it. I did, I really did. Sadly, my mistress didn’t enjoy getting […]

Oh dear. Yesterday’s lunch hasn’t half given me wind. I’m blaming the gravy, although it was delicious and I don’t want to be refused it […]

I can’t imagine why I agreed to go for a walk with him yesterday afternoon after what he did in the morning. What sort of […]

It turns out that when you live in a village and the wind blows, it can blow the electricity out. I slept through it but […]