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I have just been listening to my Mistress having the weirdest conversation with the tax office. She wrote to them on the 17th of August […]

My Mistress has been rewriting the early chapters of her new novel to include more description. She thinks that they would benefit from much more […]

Well, Shadow managed to keep this bandage on, so she didn’t have to go to the vet yesterday.  Of course it was because this time […]

As swine flu is once again on the increase, I thought you might enjoy this satirical poem that my Mistress wrote: Swine Flu In a […]

I’ve been thinking about the Bengal tiger that got stuck on his climbing platform at a zoo in Bristol. They had built it to give […]

Do you ever have one of those days when you simply can’t think of an interesting thing to write about? I sat there with my […]

I take back everything I said about Shadow wearing her collar from habit. It came off and she had the good sense to chew the […]

I was reading some very sad news yesterday. It is being suggested that the rules on petting zoos may need to change as a result […]

It was a particularly lazy Sunday. The weather encouraged me to sit around and bask, which my Mistress happily tapped away at the computer. When […]

There is a tragic irony that the day after I bring you news of Jeremy Clarkson’s manure incident, Lamborghini unveiled its brand new, very expensive […]